{"id":2943,"date":"2026-10-22T03:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-22T03:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/2026\/10\/22\/distribution-eats-product-for-breakfast-nobody-wants-to-hear-this\/"},"modified":"2026-10-22T03:01:00","modified_gmt":"2026-10-22T03:01:00","slug":"distribution-eats-product-for-breakfast-nobody-wants-to-hear-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/2026\/10\/22\/distribution-eats-product-for-breakfast-nobody-wants-to-hear-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Distribution eats product for breakfast.\r\nNobody wants to hear this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Distribution eats product for breakfast.<br \/>\nNobody wants to hear this.<\/p>\n<p><small><em>Originally posted on <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/lakamsanik\/status\/2113103296311533779\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">X<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Distribution eats product for breakfast. Nobody wants to hear this. Originally posted on X<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-x-posts","wpcat-19-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakamsani.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}